A glimpse into my non-filtered life.

Exsqueeze me…we have to judge angels?!
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Exsqueeze me…we have to judge angels?!

I thought an Angel was someone who worked for God (which they do), provides help and protection to us (again, not wrong) looks like a human but with giant wings, a long robe and the most natural, perfect dewy glow that did not require the 3-pack Dossier “Dewy Look” kit.

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Corny Travels: New Orleans
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Corny Travels: New Orleans

The food, the music, the history, the people— and most importantly the overwhelming welcome you get from each and every person you come into contact with — is exactly what makes New Orleans one of a kind.

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2021 Fantasy Football Team Names
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2021 Fantasy Football Team Names

As we get ready to kick off our 2021 fantasy football season tonight, the most important thing won’t be where you fall in the draft order or the team you put together. No, the most important thing you will do this season is name your team.

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Adult Hack: DIY All-Inclusive
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Adult Hack: DIY All-Inclusive

All in all, if you are thrifty or have an allergy that is literally an ingredient in most foods, I highly suggest creating your own all-inclusive resort in a bag. We have and we will never look back.

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Christmas Card Pressure
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Christmas Card Pressure

Christmas cards are hard work, but— to me—they’re worth it. And while most of us might be cheesing for the camera or hoping we don’t get called out for our perfectly photoshopped hair and unusually rosy cheeks, we love the tradition of the Christmas card. Sure, it may not be a real-life glimpse into our lives, but those cards show that you and your family survived another year.

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Embracing Your Flaws, Chipped Tooth and All
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Embracing Your Flaws, Chipped Tooth and All

Embrace your imperfections and let the world see that beautiful, fun, quirky, off-kilter, weirdo that you are! I am. And for the first time in my life, I can say that I am no longer stressed about losing my filling at any given moment, on any type of food.

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Is November 1st the new December 1st?
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Is November 1st the new December 1st?

I love Christmas. Everything about the season gives me all the feels: the chunky sweaters and cold weather. The dozens of Christmas cookies I consume guilt-free. And the endless hours of Hallmark movies I watch, snuggled up in my barefoot dreams blanket (not sponsored, did I say that right?) sitting next to my imaginary fireplace. Christmas is the best because it can make even the grinchiest happy.

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I’m (Not) Bringing Sexy (Costumes) Back
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I’m (Not) Bringing Sexy (Costumes) Back

Halloween is the one night of the year women can dress sexy and not get chastised by other women. But just because I don’t partake in the sexiness or saunter around in a boobs-to-chin ensemble, if I'm honest mine usually slip-and-slide under my pits, doesn’t mean you shouldn’t show off what your Mom or Dad gave you.

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The Fight for Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice…
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The Fight for Pumpkin Spice & Everything Nice…

As someone who eats pumpkin year-round because it’s rich in vitamins, minerals, and antioxidants—not to mention its low-cal and great food for weight-loss—I think it’s great we are giving this fruit so much love.

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Hi, I’m Jordan!
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Hi, I’m Jordan!

Hi there! I’m Jordan, 35, married to a total dreamboat, and before you ask, no, we don’t have any kids. People ask me—let me rephrase—my grandmother asks me daily when my husband and I will have kids. Both of my sisters have kids. My cousins have kids. My husband's cousins have kids. Most of our friends have kids. And while we want kids, we just "aren’t ready yet." Everyone says that don’t they?

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